The Cayley hustler (1912-10-02)

THE CAYLEY HUSTLER

VoL: III, No 40

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CURRENT COMMENTS

From the Editor’s Sanctum.

IRELAND AND HOME RULE,

The
covenant by many
Ulstermen the other day to resist
| the passing of the proposed Home
British House of
Commons, is another chapter in

of the solemn}

thousands of

signing

Rule bill in the
this vexed question. Two oppo-
site opinions are given regarding
the passing of this bill for Home|

Editor |

| Britain in

question in the House it is sin-
cerely hoped that partyism will be
dropped and the policy of Can-
ada’s part to be taken im helping
the mother country at this ex-
tremely important time of her
history will be free from party
dissentions and petty sqabbles}
and the question discussed and
acted upon from a true desire to
give all the help that itis possible
for Canada to do, It is her priv:
ilege and her right to
Premier Borden, when in England
i recently, told the people of Great

do so,

sound,
that his government is ready to
assume its proper share of the
burden, and all right thinking
Canadians will endorse his
ments,

no uncertain

senti-
Gentlemen, let old party
feelings take a tumble
and enter into this discussion

for once,

as

} true Canadians.

| Rule in Ireland by prominent
lrishmen, The Rev. J, Mclirath,
B.A., minister of Donegall Road
Belfast, the

‘Toronto,

Presbyterian church,
other day, speaking in
said, “Vhe passing of home rule
the

| war in Ireland.

would mean signal for civil
bring
While

John

It would
not peace, but the sword.”
W.

Redmond,

brother of
the
party in the British house, speak-
ing the day in New York,
said, “The talk of civil
| lreland of Ulster disor-
ders is mearest bosh,

Redmond,
leader of Irish
F other
war 1n
because
There can
But
Rule

the British house of

be no civil.war there.”
{posing that
not pass in

sup
Home does
jcommons, and there is a possibil
lity of its being defeated, would
Mr. Redmond

ety would

be so sure that
civil war in
ireland by his party. -Poor.old
Hieland | One of finest. beauty
spots to be found on God’s green
jearth, and its people one of the
| most hospitable, brainiest and}
| bravest on the globe, yet kept in|

‘constant turmoil

not be

and unrest, and|
|from present appearances seems}
so tor some

time to come. One thing seems

|pretty certain that if the present |
|bill passes as it now stands, civil
|W ar will be the outcome ; and yet

at the same time if it is deteated,

jit may end in

civil war. Ireland

10-day is in a very critical position |

OLD JAPANESE SUPERSTITION

In his work on “The Religions
of Japan,” Dr. Griffis, tormerly of
the Imperial University of Tokio,
throws light on the custom that |
led Nogi to commit suicide on
the day of the Emperor's funeral
It seems that the prehistoric cus-
tom of Junshi, or dying with the
master, required the interment of
living retainers with their. dead/|
lord, Down through all the ages
to the revolution of 1868, when at
Sendai and Aidzu scores of men
and boys killed themselves and
mothers slew their infant sons and
cut their own
been flowing a river
blood, having its springs in the
devotion of retainers to
and of soldiers to a lost
No Molech or Shivas, he proc apa,

throats, there has

of suicides’

masters,
cause.

won more victims to his shrine
than has this idea of Japanese
loyalty which is so beautiful in

theory, but so hideous in practice
Yet these were the ideals of cour-
age and loyalty held before
Japanese youth for centuries and

up
only with the arrival of the west
ern social order were feudal lords
and local loyalty and the carrying
one the |
for
Since, |

under

of swords—~a long for

state’s enemies, a short one
self martyrdom—abolished.

however, Japan has come

Preaching every Sunday at 11,00 a.m | [ts own people cannot trust each! the influence of civilization and

ZEPHER SCHOOL

Sunday School at 2 p.m.
Preaching service at 3 p.m.

To each and all services the public |
are urged to attend,

Rry, OLIVER FE. MANN, Pastor.

Cayley Hotel

W. A. BOURDON, Prop. |

Rates, $1.50 per day

Special Table for Farmers

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REAL ESTATE
INSURANCE, LOANS,
COMMISSIONER, VALUATOR
Commission Merchant

Grain and Coal Dealer
Cayley, Alta

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Licensed Auctioneer.

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other to do the right and hénor-

jabie thing. If only the deep- |
| rooted prejudices could be swept
away and a confident understand-
jing arrived at betveen the various |
factions, a platform for the peac« a
Ireland's troubles

There is

ful solution of

would soon be found,

inot the slightest doubt that a|

measure of self government will |

|have to be given Ireland, and one
that must be acceptable to the
whole country, if anything like
| permanent peace is to be assured,
That the bill
|bring about desirable

present will not

that end

seems certain,

|CANADA’S PART IN THE
NAVY QUESTION |

Much has been written of late
irelative to this all-absorbing ques-

|

jtion—both by liberals and con-
Q.| servatives, Ifever there was al
| disbeaheas that needed to be lifted |

| christianity these old superstitions

has almost died away, and Japan

centuries of
Nogi, how-|

3 |
ever, seemed not to have given up|

from
General

has emerged

fanaticism.

so firmly rooted in his splendid
make-up,
Wheat Rotted
A most regrettable condition

was brought to light at
the other day when a car of wheat, |
owned by a prominent tarmer of

The
|had evidently been threshed be- |
properly
jbardened, and on being

had

|ered to be rotting.

fore it was cured and]

loaded
heated |

into the car become

the old pagan idea, which seemed |

FAT ROUT

the Magrath district, was discov- |

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This is a very
| matter to the farmers of the coun-
try as it means a of
twenty cents a bushel to

loss about |

them,

| above and altogether out of poli-
jtics, Canada’s) part in

| sures is one, The naval question |
|is out of British politics,
|there is no difference of opinion

because

——— ee | between the two parties about the | ing ag

| necessity of keeping it up to its (allowing their grain to thoroughly \

full strength, When the time
{comes for Premier Borden to
make his announcement o

n this

helping |

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| The wheat in this is
absolutely valueless
be used
tor feed, and as feed it is not par-

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There is

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swimmer, every canoeist, every man
vr woman wh
exercise, shoulu keep a box of Zam-
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Zam-Buk is a purely herbal prepar-

aticn, which, aa soon as applied to
cuts, bruises, burns, sprains, blisters,
@.c., sets up highly beneficial opera-
tions. First, its antiseptic properties

render the wound free from all dan-
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soothing properties relieve and ease
the pain, Then its rich, herbal balms
penetrate the tissue, and set up the

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The Letter of the Law

Mr. F. E. Smith, M.P., tells a
story of a County Court case he was
cnee engaged in, in which the plain-
{it’s son, a lad of eight years, was
tc appear as a witness.

When the youngster entered the box
he wore boots several sizes too large,
a hat that almost hid his face, long
trousers rolled up so that the baggy
hnees were at his ankles, and, to com-
plete the picture, a swallow-tall coat
that had to be held to keep it from
sweeping the floor. This ludicrous
picture was too much for the Court;
but the judge, between his spasms
of laughter. managed to ask the boy
his reason for appearing in such garb.

With wondering look the lad fished
'‘n an inner pocket and hauled the
summons from it, pointing out a sen-
tence with a solemn mein as he did
AO. “To appear ir his father’s suit.”

Minard’s Liniment Cures Colds, Ete.

Elected Unanimously

It was a great occasion. The jun-
for eleven of the village had met to
elect a new captain, the previous one
having retired st the age limit (15).

One youngstes was particularly ve-
hement in asseriing his claims for the
post, and talkei down all the other
candidates.

He was the son of the owner of the
cricket-fie'’, and had a snub nose and
rec hair, and a very-aggressive man-
aer.

I'm going to be captain this year, he
announced fineliy after two hours of
arguing, or else father’s old bull will
be turned into the field at once.

Many mothers have reason to bless
‘other Graves’ Worm Exterminator,
decause it has relieved the little ones
of suffcring and made them healthy.

A commercial traveller at a railway |
station in one of our southern towns |
included in his order for breakfast
two boiled egg3 The old darky who
kerved him brought him three.

Uncle, said the traveling man, why
eid you bring me three boiled eggs?
( only ordered two.

Yes, sir. said the old darky, bowing
and smiling, I know you did order
two, sir, but I brought three because
I just natural’, felt dat one of dem |}
might fail you, sir.

Charles the XII of Sweden~had an

old-fashioned way of having food
cocked without coal or gas. The |
fowl was larded, trussed as if for]

roasting «nd stuffed with butter. A}
piece of bot steel, not red hot, was|
inserted into its belly, It was then
shut up in a tin box, which was
wrapped in a woolen cloth and strap-
ped on a soldicr’s back. In a few!
nours, when the march came to an}
end it was found sufficiently cooked. |
[he Tartars were not so fastidious

‘Lhey cooked their meat while gallop-
ing on horseback by using it as a

saddle. This was a much less ex-
pensive method than that provided
by the fireless cooker of to-day.

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TPT WTTSTIER CAVERY

How It will End
We think of the future and what ft
wil! bring,

And foolishly squander the days

that are here;

why make a worry of any such

thing,

Wher that wrich is with us is ever
s0 dear,

Unable to tell where the turnings may
lead,
Or yet to what lengths they may
even extend,
We sit and we wonder, without any
need, .
Concerning the journey and how it
will end.
ngrossed with a phantom-like future,
why let
The days that are with us go by
like a dream?
What pleasure, what solace can any
one get
Who looks for the stream in the
midst of s, stream?
jot on with the present, and do what

you can
To make it as perfect as what you
intend,
The future must look to itself—not
a man

That lives can enlighten you how
it will end.

When the Time Files

For one glorious fortnight he had
been “dashing it” at the seaside town.
Wow he had bovght her the last {ce,
the last bag of strawberriees, and the
last box of chocoiate, and war waiting
for the train. On lightning wings the
time for parting had arrived. He
leaned discompolately from the window
of the third-class compartment.

Good-bye. dear! he murmured,
mournfully I'li write to-morrow.

Good-bye, Bertie! she returned, with
brave smiles. Don't forget, now.
Hasn't it all been glorious?

The time I've left behind me will
always find a place among my sweetest
momories, he nedded, sadly. Then
the engine whistled, and fate bore
him to his digs. Yes, he sighed, as
he surveyed a colored ticket and a
wetchless nine-carat albert, I shall
always remember the time I’ve left

THE FARMERS AND
THE GRAIN RING

The Duty of the Hour

Tn previous articles we have fully
exposed the true inwardness of the
proposed sample market for grain and
the 6elfish motives of the Winnipeg
Grain Ring who are seeking to force
the grain growers of the Western Pro-
vinces to accept it. The grain men
of Winnineg are not to be trusted, In
the past they have always sought to
fecure unfair advantages at the ex-
pense of the farmers, and when they
propose to remove at one blow, all the
legal restrictions that now check their
rapacity by tho establishment of a
sample market, they must be resisted
with untiring determination and vigor.
The peoplo of the western provinces
cannot affird to sacrifice the advant-
ages they have gained over this ring
of sharks after years of determined
conflict. The farmers should re-
member that when the sample market
‘s established, al' grain passes into the
hands of the Winnipeg grain ring the
‘moment it {s shipped, to be sold by
the grain combine for any price they
choose to pay. The people of the
West will never submit to such an
injustice,

We wish to again to emphasise the
fact that the farmers of the West
bave never asked for a sample mark-
ot and will not have it at any price.
The present system of grading and
shipp'ng grain gives general satisfac-
tion to the producers of the West, and
{s also satisfactory to the buyers in
Great Britain, Fiance, Germany and
other European countries as well as |
tLe United States and home buyers.

The foreign buyer can now buy on
grade, sending his orders from his |
home office, and can be sure of getting |
just what he his ordered. On the}
contrary, /f he orders from a sample |
market, he must either send an agent |
across the Atlantic at great expense!
(which is paid by the western farm-
er) or he mus’ trust the Winnipeg
giain sharks who will charge him a

behind.

Only a Suggestion

With a squeak and a grunt the mo-
tcr-car stopped suddenly, and the

xeod fat commission for buying for
him on the sample market (which com-

mission must alsc be paid by the
western farmers).
In a recent report of J. T. Lith-

gow, Canadian Trade Commissioner in

chauffeur jumped off to examine some-
thing at the rear.

Presently Mrs.
look shocked.

Dear me James, she said indignant-
y, as she listened to the chauffeur’s
fervent language, whatever is Thomp-
von doing? °

Mr. Neustyle l.stened for a moment.

Seems as if he was trying to swear
cff something, he said briefly.

Swear off something? What do you
mean James? Swear off what?

That puncture’ tyre on the rear off
~vheel, I suppose, muttered Mr. Neu-
style wearily.

Neustyle began to

We tear much of compromise now-
adays,
it is sometimes a good thing. He
knew a young man who got married
about @ year ago, and he and his wife
were constantly arguing as to whether
they should buy two cycles or an up-

to-date motor-cycle. Meeting him
one day, he said—

My wife and I wrangled for
racnths, but thank goodness we've

compromised at last.
What have you compromised on?
A baby carriage, he proudly ans-
wered.

Got the Evidence Upstairs
An Indian judge, when first ap-
pointed to his position, was not well
acquainted wit» Hindustani, He
was trying a case in which a Hindu
was charged with stealing a nilghai.
The judge did not like to betray his

ignorance of what a niglhai was, so}

ae said—

Producs the stolen property.

The court was held in an upper
room, so the uther gasped—

Please, your lordship, ‘it’s down-
stairs.

Then bring it up instantly! sternly
ordered the judge.

The official departed, and a minute}

later a loud bumping was heard, ming-
led with loud and earnest exhorta-
sions. Nearer came the noise, the
door was pushed open, and the pant-
ing official appeared dragging in the
blue bull

The judge was dumbfounded, but
only for an instant.

Ah! That wil! do, said he. It is
ilways best, when possible, for the
judge personally to inspect the stolen
property. Remove the stolen pro-
rerty, usher.

Served Him Right
He criticized her puddings and found
fault with her cake,
He wished shed make such biscuits
as his mother used to make

She didn’t wash the dishes, and she |

cidn’t make » stew
Nor even mend his stockings, as his
mother used to do.

His mether had six children, but by}

night her work was done,
His wife was always drudging, and
yet had only one,
His mother always was well dressed,
his wife could be so, too,
If she would only manage,
mothor used to do.
Ah, well, she wasn’t perfect,
she tried to do her best,
Until at length she thought her time
had come to take a rest;
And so one day. when he the same
cld harangu® went through,
She turne.t and boxed his ears, as his
mother used to do.
Ee RD
They were decorating the
church for a certain festival,
the vicar
lg some tacks lying about the pul-
pit, he remarked to his daughter, who
had apparently been using them—
Don't leave those tacks lying about.

as his

but

parish
when

dle of the sermon?
We'll, exclaimed Katie, there wo.id
be one point you wouldn't linger on,

4ydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co, (confi-
dential) Lynn, Mass, Your letter will
opened, read

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W.N. U, 911

Proprietor—-Gci out. of this! Don't
you see my sign, “No fishing on these

and answered by a) Grcunds?”
Woman aud held in striet confidence, |

Fisherman—Yes, but I'm not fishing
on the grounds. I only want to fish
in the water,

said a politician recently, and] et for wheat, particularly in view of

happened to come in, See- |

Germany, he shows the value of the
present g-ading system alike to the
Western Canadian farmer and the
German grain buyer. “He says:—|
Canadian wheat takes a very high
place in the estimation of German im-
porters and miliers, and the large
Hamburg ‘mporters express the great-
est satisfoction at the grading and at |
the condition of the wheat on arrival.
There is @ probability that this year
the demand for Canadian wheat will
be greatly increased.” The establish-
ment of a sample market would great-
ly injure this prospective trade, if not
encirely destrov it by abolishing the
present standarce grades. It would |
be folly not to foster the German mark-

the great crop that will be harvested
this fall.

| We wish again to emphasize the
| necessity of quick transit from the
| fa1mers market to the lake ports. The}
ra‘lway companies are making every
| endeavor to be ready to handle the}
immense crop that will be harvested
next fall Last April the C.P.R. or-
dered for immediate delivery | two|
hundred and fifty locomotives of the
iargest type and twelve thousand for-|
ty-ton freight cars in addition to the
engines and cars being built at the
shops in Montreai. The Grand Trunk
Pacific and the Canadian Northern
Railways have also ordered hundreds

|} you have a cigar

x locomotives and thousands of
| freight cars. But all these additions
will scarcely suffice to move the crop
on time, particularly when we con-
sider that after the close of naviga-
ition on the Lakes there will only be
a single line of 1ailway from Fort Wil-
vam to Mentreal to convey the grain
l«ft at the heac of the lakes and in

country elevators. In the face of
these facts the grain sharks in
Winnipeg «nd the Big Interests at
| their back, with monumental impu-

dence and selfishness want to hold
up for twerty-four hours in Winnipeg
every car load of wheat grown in the
western provinces, thus putting hun-
‘reds of cars daily out of commission.

The marketing of grain and all kin-
dred matvers are wholly within the
province of the farmers, and no steps
sheuld be taken in such matters with-

out consulting them. They are the
best judges of what is to their in-
terests, and they universally resent
the attempt of the selfish grain deal-
ers to saddle them with a system that
would take from them the safeguards
which they now possess.

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the out-door laborer and all who are
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To Have and to Hold

Henne and Pecke were two henpeck-
ed married men. The other day they
met, and after a few casual remarks
concerning the weather, the subject
of women and unfortunate husbands
was—perhaps naturally — discussed.
To Henne, however, suddenly came
thoughts of years ago, when he was
a happy bachelor and (unconscious of
what Fate had in store for him) was
walking out with a girl who was,
later on destined to bring him sorrow
and misery.

Pecke, seeing a far-away
his companion’s eyes, inquired the
meaning. Henne retorted dramatic-
ally I was just then thinking, old fel-
low, of those happy days long ago—
when I used to hold that girl's hand

look in

| What if I stepped on one in the mid-|in mine for hours; when—

But the equally unfortunate Pecke
suddenly cut his companion short by
exclaiming: Why, that’s nothing!
Cheer up! Do you know, only yes-
terday 1 held my wife's hands for
three solid hours. :

What? sald the startled Henne.

} Yes, it’s a fact, resumed Pecke sor-

rowfully, and I declare if I'd let loose}

sue’d have killed me,

AT REPTA

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The lady of decided notions and po-
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solicitor.

Good morning Mrs. Tawker, said
‘be man of law. This is a real pleas-
ure! Take this easy chair. Let
me lower the window-blind to keep
th» sun out of your eyes. Will you
have a footstool? Do you feel the
“raught from that window?

The woman of decided, etc., eyed
h‘m coldly.

One moment, please, she command-
ed sternly. When I come to you
I want to ‘talk business with you
as man to man Treat me like you
would a man.

The lawyer sank into his chair, and
put his feet on the table.

Right-o' he said breezily,
Polly?

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What, already” said his mother, in
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Well, said the little bride, gulping
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you know he usually leaves his office
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last he didn’t get home till half-past
stx, and last night—she sobbed bitter-
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Little Elmer—Papa, what 1s polite-
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Professor Broadhead — Politeness,
my son, is the art of not letting other
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them.

Benevolent Party—Don’'t you think
fishing is a very cruel sport?

Angler—-Cruel? Well I should say
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A professor one day objected to a
candidate for graduation (who was a
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valee spelling.

Why, he sald. ho actually spelt ex-
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Oh, replied the candidate's supporter
ycu should remember that he came
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The joke saved the candidate,

When people who write for fashion
publications, says a Vienna letter,
have nothing more to say about queer
shaped hats, grotesque skirts and
other equally important matters,
they tell us that black is going out
and white is to be the mourning col-
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The band on the sleeve has done
much to save money for those who
still wish to wear a badge of mourn-
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An Italian paper has been collecting
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(eaching was imposed on Istria, dogs
were painted black in sign of mourn-
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councillorship of Milan @zorated his
Newfoundland with a séroll inscribed,
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mantles on which was written, Vote
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Now they claim that the human
bedy contains sulphur.

In what amount?

Oh, ia varying quantitles.

Well, that may account for some
others,

Is the editoz-in-chief in? asked the
visitor, as he stiolled into the maga-
zire office at eight o'clock in the
morning.

No, sir, answered the chalrman po-
litely. He doesn’t get here so early.
Is there anything I can do for you?

Perhaps you can. I suppose you
sre not connected with the poetical
department of the magazine?

Oh, yes, sir, was the quick reply.

You are? Ard what do you do?

J empty the waste;-paper baskets,
sir.

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Papa's Paper Serpent
Our father always thinks himself a
4, Very hand man;

Vhatever other nen can do he's cer-
tain that he can,

So when there's any little job—to fix
a nail or shelf,

Si ys father, fetch my kit of tools, I'll
do the job myself.

The latest job that father did was
papering a room—

A strange and weird proceeding that
has filled the house with gloom;

When all the things were ready father
called us ev'ryone

To watch him, so that we could see
~how simply it was done.

He cut a length of paper, thickly past-

_ ing over all;

Tien, mounted on the steps, he firmly
fixed it to the wall,

The bottom end stuck to his feet,
the top curled round his head,

And mother say2 I'm not to write the
things that father said.

Pa struggled like a Trojan with that
awful, sticky mass

With panting hgarts we held our
breath. and watched until, alas,

That paper serpent’s curly tail, as
round and round it flew,

Had swallowed up the baby boy al-

most before we knew.

While father and the baby gave their
first united yell,

Poor Marjorie and Marmaduke both
disappeared as well;

And, worss, when mother tried to save
her fated boy and girl,

Tivat fierce and hungry serpent drag-
ged her in the dreadful whirl.

{ watched the struggles—heard the
shrieks—of all our family,

But not for long I watched them—
soon the serpent swallowed me!

And then I thought the worst had
come—alas, but it had not;

To finish up, the pail of paste came
down upon the lot!

Hard Lines

Aboard the great ship the silence of |
despair reigned. She had struck an
unchartei reef, and, owing to the
heavy sea the boats had either been
stove in against the ships side or
Rwamped in the attempt to lower. A
stalwart passenger stole up to the
captain's side.

Do you think, sir, he asked, that
there is the slightest chance of our
being caved?

Look here, said the skipper. in tones
of disgust that’s the sixth time you've
asked ina that question. Why, you
great lubberly Lrute, I believe you're
the biggest coward aboard!

S—sh! No, I’m not, protested the
burly one, but look here. You see
that old duffer standing by the rail?
Well, be’s my rich uncle, and all my
life I’ve had to put up with his cussed
eantankerousness. But if this ship’s
ecimg down, and there’s no hope. I'd
like time to give him one good, sound
kick to square the little account I
owe him!

Just then ¢ rescue ship appeared on
the scene and avove the joyful shout
the raucous voice of the old man by
the rail was heard, commanding his
dutiful nephew to fetch his hot-water
bottle from his water-logged state-
*<om,

Saved Harry Lauder’s Life

Wearing his kilts, Mr. Harry Laud-
er, the comedian, played a novel part
on the sands at Blackpool, England,
recently. His concern for dumb an-
imals, especia'ly pit ponies, is well
known, and when he was invited by
the mayor of Blackpool to distribute
prizes in a competition for donkeys.
Mr. Lauder eagerly responded. Hay-
ing fixed medals to the winning don-
keys’ bridals, the comedian mounted
a randhill and indulged in interesting
and amusing patter.

He related some of his experiences
as a pit boy. He told how, when
coing through a drift in a coal mine,
his pit pony suddenly stopped. Im-
mediately I struck him with the whip.
Mr. Lauder proceeded: He turned
1ound to the side of the little tub I
was sitting in, and I am not exaggera-
ting when I tell you that about 100,-
000 tons cf stone fell. Had it not
been for the cuteness of the hearing
of that pony we should both have been
buried alive. I owe my life to that
Shetland pony. Instead of licking
my pony because he didn’t go on, when
I saw what happened I jumped out of
the tub and put my arm round his
neck and kissed him,

A Lynching Story

Eugene Vield, the American humor-
ist, was at a dinner in London when
the conversation turned to the subject
of lynching in the United States.
It was the general opinion that a
large percentage of Americans met
héir death at the end of hemp ropes.
Finally the hostess turned to Ficld
aud asked—

You, sir, must have often sean these
affairs?

Yes, replied Field;
them,

Oh, do tell us about a lynching you
have seen yourself, broke in half-
wdozen voices.

Well, the night before I started for
England, gaid lield, | was giving a
dinner at an hotel to a party of in-
timate friends, when a colored waiter
spilled a bow! of soup over the gown
of a lady at an adjoining table. The
gown was utterly ruined, and the gen-
tleman at once srized the waiter, tie
a rope around his neck, and, at a sig-
nal from the injured lady, swung him
up in the air,

Horrible, said the hostess, with a
shudder. And did you actually see
this yourself,

Well, no, admitted Field, apologet-
ically. Just et that moment I hap-
pened to be duwnstairs killing the
chef for putting mustard in the blanc-
raange.

hundreds of

a
Fatigued Felix (the tramp) — I

sometimes think our profession is

just the meanett business goin’.

Hungry Henry—What's wrong with
it?

Fatigued Felix—Well, when other
fellers is abused they kin strike, but
the only way we could strike would
be by goin’ to work,

Edith—Pa is immensely
tc. hear you. are a poet.

Ferdie—Is he?

Edith—Oh, wery. The last of my
sweethearis he tried to kick was a
football player~ {

pleased

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plow

C0

Well Caught
_ He had returned home tn the even-
ing, tired and ready for a restful
liour or two,

John, my love, said his little wife
8weetly, did you post that letter I
Seve you this morning?

Yes, my pet, said John, hiding his
conscience-stricken face behind the
luewspaper.

Well what is your still
more sweetly.

Wh-what is what? gasped John.

What is your answer, dear? said his
little wife clearly, That letter was
addressed to you.

Addressed to me! exclaimed John.
I didn’t notice it,

And then, like a foolish man, h
fell into the trap and produced the
letter from his pocket to see. The
envelope was nvt addressed to him,,
out a long and severe lecture was,

_—-——__—__—.-

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Attacks of cholera anl dysentery
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warning of tha visit. Remedial act-
‘on must be taken just as quickly if}
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membranes of the bowels. The read-
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Dr. J. D. Kellcgg’s Dysentery Cord-
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tny drag store or general dealer's,
and {t will afford relief before a doc-
for can be called.

A solicitor, whose nose and chin
‘were both very long, and who had
lost his teeth, whereby the nose and
chin were very close together, was
teld—

I am afraid your nose and chin
will fight befor. iong, they approach
each other so menacingly.

I am afraid of it myself, replied the
man’ of law, for a great many words
have passed between them already.

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Sam Johnson you've been fightin’

agin. You'se lost two of yo’ front
teeth.
No, I ain't, tammy, honest. I’se

got ‘em in me pccket.

Shall I make a hash of this meat
landlady.

Well, it don’t matter whether you
biles it agin or roasts it, replied the
lodger; you're bound to make a hash
of it.

Good-bye to Asthma. Persons suf-
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escap? as from a tyrant. Never do

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SO DREADFUL WAS THE SUFFER. |
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After Twenty Years of Pile Torture |
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Some have been cured by Dr. Chase's
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Stockings emtroidered with life-
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i. pair, }

A Quaint Statue
Humor in statutes is rare, except
of the unconscicus type; but the lit-
tie parish church of St James, Yar-
;}mcuth (Isle of Wight), has within
its wals, a fine white marble statue of
}n dashing seaman who was Captain of

-hey know wher an attack may come

and they know that to struggle un-
aided is vain. With Dr. J. D. Kel-
logg’s Asthma Remedy at hand, how-

can say good-bye to their
It helps

ever, they
enemy and enjov life again.
at once.

The Last Straw

The cruel winds tore at the waves
as if ‘o whirl them away.

The man and the maid sat close
together on the beach and watched
the storm

How the wind howls, darling! she
said, yelling to make herself heard.

Yes, shvieked her lover.

Why does it howl? she screamed.
Dunno. Pernaps it’s got the tooth-

ache, he bellowed. |

HOW MANY OF US

Fail to Select Food Nature Demands
to Ward Off Ailments?

|
ae |

A Ky. lady speaking about food,|
says: “I was accustomed to eating all}
kinds of ordinary food until, for some
reason, indigestion and nervous pros-
tration set in |

“After I had run down seriously my
attention was called to the necessity
of some change in my diet, and I dis
continued my ordinary breakfast and
began using Grape-Nuts with a good
quantity of rich cream.

“In s few days my condition changed
‘n a remarkable way, and I began to
nave a strengih that I had never
been possessed of before, a vigor of
body and a pois» of mind that anierr |
m>. It was entirely new in my ex-|
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‘My former attacks of indigestion |
had been accompanied by heat flashes, |
and many times my condition was |
dittressing with blind spwls of dizzi-|
ness, rush of blood to the hesd and
neuralgic pains in the chest.

Since u3ing Grape-Nuts alone for
vreakfast I have been free from these |
iroubles, except at times when I have
indulged in rich, greasy foods in quie-
tity, then I won'd be warned by a
pain under the left shoulder blade,
and unless I heeded the warning the
old trouble would come back, but
when I finally got to know where |
these troubles originated I returned to |
my Grape-Nuts and cream and _ the
pain and disturbance left very quick-
iy.
“Tam now in yrime health as a re
sult of my use 0° Grape-Nuts.” Name
wviven by Canadian Postum Co,, Wind-
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“There's a reason,” and it is ‘ex-
plained in the little book, “I*®2 Road
to Wellvi'le,” in. pkgs.

Ever read the above letter? A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest.

What is a missirected zealot, Uncle
William ?

A misdirected zealot, George, is a
man who, when his house is burning
is so datermined to keep the flames |
from being fanned that he kicks his
dog for wagging his tail,

She (who has offered to hear little
Jones's part in the coming theatri-
cals)—-Now what's your cue, Mr,
Jones?

Jones (puzzled)—-My cue?

She-—Yers, what they ‘say just be
fore you come on, you know?

Jones—-Oh, leee They always say
come on, you silly goat, can't you? {

; be held by the heels and lowered face

| Queen

the Wight from 1437 to 1692.

\ Sir Robert, as well as being an ad-
miral bold was also a bit of a wag.
| On one of his nautical raids he cap-
‘tured «& French vessel which had on
beard an tnfinished statue intended to
represent Le Grande Manarque.
liolmes did not niake the sculptor, who
was on board, walk the plank, but
compelled him tc finish the statue in
the likeness of h‘s captor. The head
was the head of Holmes, but the body
vas that of Louis XIV.

The contrast is striking and humor-
jus, and, as the guide-book says, the
statue is well worth a visit, if only
‘o see the incongruity of partnership
between a bucceneer face and a re-

| gal body.

Whether the corn be of old or new
|growth, it must yield to Holloway's
| Corn Cure the simplest and best cure
ffered to the public.

The Blarney of Blarney-Stone

Visitors to Southern Ireland should
on no account miss the Blarney Stone.

As the train from the North ap-
proaches Cork, tower, which is
practically all that is left of Blarney
Cactle, may ba seen, and the magic
triangular stone is situated near the
top of this tower.

The gaining of this wonderful power
sounds easy of attainment on first
nearing of it, but in reality the as-
nirant is faced with a physical diffi-
culty. To reach the stone, one must

the

downwards till cne’s face reaches the
kissing level—no easy task, by any
means,

The legend dutes from the time of
Elizabeti., when the Lord of
Rlarney very etfectively made empty
promises of surrender and plausible
cxcuses.

Minard’s Liniment Cures Distemper

The Doctor Didn't Think So

A smart young doctor sat facing his
patient,

Yes, my friend, he said gladly, you
are quite well agen now, and need
net come here agafn,

The patient, recovering from a bad
illness, was relieved to hear this Thom
nis face became overcast again.

Bud aboud der bill, docdor, he said
—need it be told he was a German—
1 ain't got moock money, Vill you
dake der bill oud in trade?

The kind-hearted doctor eyed his
patient’s shabby clothes.

Well, perhaps I might, he = said
agreeably Er—what is your trade?

I vos der leader off 2 Sherman band,
docdor, said the patient proudly. We
will blay in der front of your house
every evening for one month.

Heavy Voltage
That doctor is a regular human dy-
namo.
Yes, when I came in contact with
him, I myself was highly charged.--
Loulsville Courier-Journal.

District Visitir (after reading let-
ter frgm abseni son): And what will
you do with the striped kimono your
s0n says he is sending home?

Rustic Mother-—-No wonder you
usk, missile! I suppose I'll just have
to kee, it chained up in the back-
yard, or put it in one of the pig-sties;
but waat I sha’l feed it on goodnesa
only knows,

Perfect, light running,

meet the hardest conditions of cutting and binding,

CRICULTURAL

IMPLEMENTS

Force of Habit

Sir John Hittit, Bart, used to get up
cricket matches betiveen his guests
and certain local teams in the dis-
trict, and at ono of these games play-
ed recently they ran short of an um-
pire, and the services of one of the
fsotmen had to bo called in,

In due course the Baronet went In
te bat, and the second ball he received
stopped with his leg, and the cry of
“How's that?” was raised,

It was the footman on whom the
decision rested, and, turning to his

master he said, in a half-apologetic |

tone:
I'm sorry to say, “Not at home, Sir
John,”
Not at home? retorted the Baronet
What do you mean?
Well, then, Sir John,

that you're hout

replied the)

foctman, i you will have it, I mean | would have dottec his 1.

ONTARIO VETERINARY COLLEGE

TEMPERANCE STREET, TORONTO

Affiliate! with the University of Toronto and under the control of
the Department of Agriculture of Ontario,
College re-opens October 1st, 1912.

E. A. A. GRANGE, V.S., M.Sc., Principal

N.B.—Calendar on application

Spoiling a Drive
Wilkins {s at. enthusiastic

golfer,
and when his friend Johnson met him
coming away from the links a day
or two ago he found Wilkins in a tere
rible frame of mind.

What's happened, old fellow? asked

Johnson, amiably.

Everything’s the matter, growled
Wilkins, It’s enough to make one
give up golf and go in for fishing.
That ass Fitznoodle has been running
ail over the course, and actually cross-
ed my tee just as I was about to make
a lovely drive. What would you

| have done had you been in my place?

Johnson is a smart man, and
retort was characteristic of him.
Well, he replied, with a smile, see-
ing that he crossed your t, I think I

his

ance.

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Open your account at the Bank of Ham-
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service is provided for the deposit of
small, as well as large, accounts.

Cayley Branch T. E. Maley, Agent

T° provide against a possible ‘

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SHIP YOU GRAIN

| bridge have

THE HUSTLE,

During the hve months April

to Sept, 1 of the current fiscal yea

Canada.

A number of the friends of Mr.

and Mrs,

home last Friday evening to say
They left for Victoria,

farewell.
B.C., Monday morning.

The Boy Scouts
The Boy Scout

tions in the world.
by General

civilized world.

| the boy scout work is.

TO |

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Harness Maker, Cayley,

Cayley Restaurant

Oh, you mumps !

Mrs. (Dr.) Brown was a Vulcan
Visitor last week end,

| Mr. Chas, Latham has pur- |
|

chased the old fire hall. |

Mr. Campbell Douglas has pur-
~ {chased the Schwoob property

| Misses Caie and
the
| Edith: Scragg on Sunday,

Armouer of

Nanton were Miss

guests of

Ice Cream
All kinds of Soft Drinks

Fruits and Vegetables
BAKERY

Mr. and Mrs Sghwoob of High
River were icnewing old friends
}around the burg last week,

The Rally Day services in the
Methodist last
| evening largely

church Sunday

was attended,
i Everybody enjoyed the service,
Confectionery and Nuts

F Mr. Short had
of all kinds , ;
o° having two valuable horses

i killed and two others badly injur-

the mysfortune

Ky vong + Laity, Prop.

|
ed last week, owing to a defect in

aS NN A the C, P. R, fence, south of town.
Mr. Maley, our genial bank

Wesi srn Canada manager, is expected to leave!
shortly for Winnipeg, We will

Lumber Company
(LIMITED.)

Caviey Yards

regret to lose Mr, and Mrs, Maley
and their interesting family from
| Cayley,

All those interested in the Ep-,
worth League
p'ease try to be present at the!
|parsonage Friday evening next|
to organize,

movement will

All kinds of

‘o Sev and Quilding Material
ois, Lime, Cement, Etc.

Everybody welcome, |
especially the young people,

We have made arrangements |

MACRAE, Manager. with The Grain Guide, |

!
Pas Growers’

Hotp W Wanted

Ladies to do plain ana| Cayley Hustler for $1.50 per year}

Wanted-
Neht sewing at home, whole or spare|in advance, ,

farmers, to supply

time ; good pay; work sent any dis-
tance; charges paid. Send stamp| Our dashing young postmaster |
for fuller particulars. National Man-| as bee

0 making quite frequent |
visits to High River of late. What
does it mean ?

ufacturing Company, Montreal.

Gaylicy Meat Market
Fiosh avd Sured Meats

We understand, |
too, that he has been closely look-

ing through the wholesale furni |
ture warehouse catalogues.

| Military training is avoided,

| town,”

| hamlet makes us sick ;
the only paper in Canada owned} | ourselves away,
and published by the organized | has no chances here, he finds no| women-who disturbed Chancellor
it and the | Open door ; the whole corrupted | Lloyd George's meetings erent

From the boys’ point of vie

| scouting puts them into fraternity |

naturel o
for game

gangs, which is their
ganization, whether

mischief, or loafing ; it gives them |

/a stnart dress and equipment ;

| appeals to their imagination and |
| romance, and it engages them in!

lan active, open-air life.

From the parents’ point of view
‘it gives physical health and de
'velopment ; it teaches energy, re-

rsourcefulness and handicratts ; it | ‘ RS: ;
,ed with difficulty, by aid of a cane)

chivalry and patriotism; in

word, it developes character, which

is more essential than

jin life, and which is yet practically |
;untaught in the schools,
From the national point of view
the aim is sojely to make the ris-
ing generation into good citizens.
and

the religion of no boy is
fered with.
THE

inte

SCOUT LAW

A scout’s honor is to be trusted,

King,

A scout 1s loyal to the>
| his parents and his country,

A scout’s duty is to be use
and to help others,

A scout is a friend to all, and

brother to every other scout, no, nator Lougheed :

matter to what social - class the could have been more courteous, |

other belongs ‘kindly or considerate. No one
Ons,

A scout is courteous,

A scout is a friend to animals,

A scout obeys orders.

A scout smiles and whistles,
A scout is thrifty

It has been suggested that

| Boy Scout Patrol be started in
Will the boys of Cayley
And will the parents and

| Cayley.
| join it?

townspeople encourage the move-
| ment ?

Blaming the Town
(By Uncle Walt)
“This surely is

the shiftless man

| thentakes his seedy gripsack dow
and packs his socks and_ shirts,
| and to some other village goes to’ man who clamors for

seek the shining plunk ; there i
accumulates new woes,
| the burg is punk,
slick,

| however

you'll hear th

failures say: ‘ This
we'll chas

The poor

movement is
| one of the most popular organiza- |
It was started |
Sir Robert Baden-
| Powell, the hero of Mafekin, some
years ago, and it bas now a firm
| hold in almost every part of the
There are many
troops in Alberta, and such cities |
jas Edmonton, Calgary and Leth-
realized how valuable |

anything
}else to a lad tor making his way

and say

wretched |

man |

CAYLEY, ALBERTA.
| Tributes to Sir Richard Cartwright

r Rt. Hon. R. L. Borden :

mand of attack and invective in;

or in Parliament.

\i iu Canada.

itesy. A few years after I

w
not then a member of Parliament,

|came by the invitation
| Speaker and took a seat on
|floor of the House. These
men had been redoubtable antag-
onists on opposite sides for many |
jyears and had engaged in an at-

t-
s,

it |

tack upon each other with a Vigor |

which is seldom
these latter days. — As

Sir Richard saw Sir Charles,

his old antagonist.”
Sir Wilfrid Laurier; “ I
est personal friends,

ciated with him for more

thirty years. As leader of
at all times most cordial.
r- | arose between us
opinion it was never
satisfactorily

Richard was a very strong

ly associated with him knew of

5

ty) his chivalrous nature.
patriot, a thorough gentleman and

a a charming man.”

| better observed the amenities of,

| debate, or seta

of parliamentary decorum or in,
| the conduct of public business on

the floor of the house.
“ bater and as an orator of the
aj

language,

of the ’ and his

,must always bulk large in

‘old guard,
Cana-
dian history, He was a
gentleman of the old

statesman rather

a one-horse jan,”

asserts, |

n

It frequently happens that a

© patronize home industry marries
Sa girl from another town.

In every town, |

e!
The suffragettes’

debate, whether upon the hustings |

“He was in every sense a great}
parliamentarian, thoroughly vers-
ed in constitutional procedure and |
jentirely familiar with the develop-
| ment of parlamentary government
I recall one instance
which will illustrate the kindliness |
of his nature and his innate cour- |
had |
| become leader of the Opposition |
|in the House, Sir Charles Tupper,

two

witnessed in!

differences of
difficult to
adjust them. Sir
man,
but’*those only who were intimate-

He was a

“ No man

higher example

| He was, with the exception of Sir
Charles Tupper, the last survivor
name

typical
school, a
than a_ politic-

“ He! grain drop a card to John Billings
242,509 immigrants arrived in ‘has been a great figure in the & Co., Winnipeg, Grain Commis-
public life of Canada for more than | siou Merchants.
| forty years, and no one can forget , Will learn something greatly to}
Harris met at their) his strong personality, his wonder: | your advantage.

ful power in debate, or the won- bad
iderful contrast between the ex-!
treme kindliness of his disposition |
in private life, and his great com-|

|
|

of the|contains suggestions for all your
the | friends,

soon as}
he!
made his way slowly (for he walk-

have |
lost in Sir Richard one of ny old-|
I was asso-|
than.

the
party my relations with him were) }
If there, <

Asa de-| 3
old}
school, of clear thought and choice
he had tew ifany peers.

people to,

latest dodge |

e/is wearing of protective armour. |

It is learned that several of the!

atmosphere makes head and wore quilted aud padded gar-
bosom sore,” From town to town ments with sharp pins, points!
the failures drift and find eac h outwards, firmly fixed in the pad- |

one the worst, until at last th

| peelers lift them to the jug feet
| first,

All towns are good it yo

will work and try to reach the top;)

|all towns are fierce if you're

| shirk, whose mission is to yawp.
7
Select a man whose heart is bold, “gaging

e | ding.

u!

| rising from a_ single neck and
a

|normal body, a young child is en-

the attention of physicians

With two pertectly formed heads |

|

AL Lite Pork Veal The ladies’ aid of the Method-} whose courage never slumped, and | c St. Josephine hospital, St,
Viut a: “s ’ ps : io |
a ~ — ea ist church met at the parsonage) he will gather fame and gold, no | Louis, Mo, The child. is the
Fish ‘tam Bacon pa \daugbter of Lola Williams, 18
Diusages last Thursday, most of the mem-| matter where he’s dumped, | °*¥8 mria®

‘'i Goods Sold for CASH

bers being present, If the ladies |

carry out their plans we may ex-

pect a good
% future. We all know about how |
1 ‘TER AND EGGS long i akes , the ;

It is ex

all hands to the

take anything im haad,
pected it will be
wheel,

Taken in Kxchange for Meats

L. Beaton

‘blame things on his

Though planted in the virgi

| woods, or on an island bare, you

time in the near) see him coming with the goods,
And! Ho noses and mouths,

and both teet in the air,

it takes them when they) when you hear a pilgrim wail, and

town,

inay be sure that he would

| Where're he settled down,

you
fail

Both
| mally formed,

n| years old, heads are nor-

There are two
complete sets of eyes and ears,
It was
that the child

taking nourish-

‘recently reported
was living and
ment. The mother was also doing

well,

Farmers, before you ship that

L. R. Caspell
Auctioneer and Valuator

No doubt you]Cay_Ey — - ALBERTA

For Sale or Rent

The N.E.% of Sec. 12, Tp. 17, Rgeé.
29, West 4. Will take $25 .0O0 an acre,
$2000 cash, balance terms. Apply

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321 Fifth Ave.
New Westminster, B.C. |—

Eye-Sight Specialist
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Will visit this town every two months
For date enquire at Drug Store.

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Thirty-horse power Engine,
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season.

ED. SHAKLETON, Cayley

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